- Magnetic shoes, help you walk up
walls made of metal, never used, never
found any metal walls.
- Donkey, elderly, requires new home
with his friend and companion, a three
legged pig, both are overly friendly
and need a lovely retirement home,
free but must go together.
- Black & Decker Multi Trim One,
hedge trimmer, quick sale, already have
a Multi Trim Two.
- Sony Ericsson mobile phone with
new picture messaging, holds images
of naked ex-girlfriend who ran off with
best mate, sell to highest bidder.
And finally, my favourite:
Laptop, brand new iBook, never used, no longer have any legs or a lap to put it on, 600 pounds.