Вот наш диалог - for posterity, так сказать.
mancunian: Mr Anderson, welcome back! We missed you!
тролль: I am a Norwegian Thyra of Christ
mancunian: A new incarnation, no doubt. Too bad it will be banished so soon... Now use your remaining time wisely, dear.
тролль: I have always been and will always be a Thyra of Christ. It is me, you know. Would you like to have me as your wife?
mancunian: Hmm. Are you a god?
тролль: I am not a goddess. Thyra means a slave woman in Old Norse. It is a place of honor in Christian society in Norway. This is who I am. I am a Thyra of Christ because my brother is a Jarl, or a person who knows much and is elected to be council chief of a Christian community. Hravnhildr.
mancunian: Well, don't get me wrong... not that I am a slaveist or something, it's just that I have this thing about marrying slaves... I'm afraid our wedding's off. Nothing personal, really. BTW, have you read `American Gods' by Neil Gaiman? Grimnir/Odin is one of its heroes. Quite a read, especially for those interested in mythology.
тролль: I am 28 years old and not married yet...I can't seem to find a suitable person to marry and start a family with...Poor me... I have not read "American Gods". I am a Christian and it took me a bit of guts to read "The Hammer and the Cross" by Harry Harrison. What about Grimnir, it is one of my friends. His real name is Egil Kristiansen, it is just he got this nickname for dressing up as Odin and going to a Heathen ceremony.
mancunian: If you had a Norwegian passport, you would have less trouble finding a nice Russian fiance, trust me. As long as he didn't have to convert into this troll cult of yours. ;-)
тролль: Which troll cult? Norwegian christianity is not troll cult... And I would like to find myself a husband that loves me for me and not for hauling him to Norway.
mancunian: Then you should probably marry a Norwegian, some nice viking bloke. No hauling involved here. ;)
тролль: No true Viking warrior will marry a half-Jewish thyra of Christ. I have gone to Nidaros cathedral in Trondheim and prayed there for a nice man for myself, and God did not answer me. Poor me...
mancunian: My heart is bleeding...
тролль: Are you married?
mancunian: Not that it matters but yes.
тролль: then I guess I will probably have to get my Valkyrie, wigdis. She is a very beautiful girl.
mancunian: Go ahead! A little girl-on-girl action won't do you any harm, believe me.
... и тут мы оба пошли спать, а что случилось наутро (надень, скорее), вы уже знаете.
Такие дела. (с)